Hello AARP and all 50-Year-OIds..I have an important announcement to make..April 10th (every year) is hereby now "50-Year-Olds" Day. The math and even concept is a bit tricky, but nothing we can't handle in these modern times.
I'll crunch the numbers for you. Forty years can be calculated as 4 x10 to get 40. April is the 4th month of the year which makes a nice time to represent 40 year olds..now count 9 days into April to represent the 41 ( on 4-1) through 49 (on 4-9), then it's easy to arrive count "50" on 4-10.
Then, on May 1st there's the date for 51 year-olds, and with May 10th being
